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Above: Sadly, it has been a few years since an obvious clerical error or database corruption had the AARP accidentally sending me this card much earlier than was appropriate for someone of obvious youth. Of course, I quickly disregarded this travesty, but I must admit, for someone my age, that zip-away shopping tote offer was mighty tempting. 

Now that I am apparently “Officially Old,” I thought it was time to share some of the Photohop secrets that I usually just share with other folks like me while having dinner at 4:30 pm. Here we go:

Note: Please read the headers (shown in red below) in “grumpy old man” voice:

The Fonts are too darn small!!!
Go to Photoshop’s Preferences panel (on Mac, it’s under the “Photoshop” menu; On Windows it’s under the Edit menu — and shown above), and in the list of preference on the left choose “Interface.” Where it says ‘UI Font Size’ Small — click and hold on that menu and choose either Medium or Large, and now Photoshop’s own font will appear larger and easier to read throughout the program.

I can’t see my layer thumbnails!!!
Go to the Layers panel; right-click in any space below your Background layer and from the pop-up menu that appear, choose “Large Thumbnails” as seen above, and it triples the size of the default thumbnails.

There’s too many darn tools!
Go under the Edit menu and choose Toolbar. When the window appears (shown above), drag any tools you don’t want to see again from the left column to the right column. When you’re done, click done.

I can’t remember all these keyboard shortcuts!
To change the keyboard shortcuts to ones you’ll remember, go under the Edit menu and choose Keyboard Shortcuts. Click on the little triangle to the immediate left of the menu that has the shortcut you want to change (this reveals all the items under that menu). Double-click on the one you want to change and type in the shortcut you want, based on people you play Bridge with (like Command-M for ‘Mildred’).

OK, there’s probably more, but I’ve gotta go — it’s time to go watch reruns of ‘Golden Girls.’ ;-)

Tomorrow on the Grid
Join me and “old guy” Larry Becker at 4pm. We’ll be talking about Fiber and how to get senior discounts at McDonalds.

Have a great Tuesday!

-Scott
Disgruntled AARP Rejector!

Happy Monday everybody — glad to have you here. So, last week on “The Grid” my wife Kalebra was our guest on the show, and we started the show sharing one of her ideas that have come to life. In short, here’s how it works:

“Picture this — we fly you and a guest to the KelbyOne Headquarters in Tampa, Florida so you can attend the opening night of your own private Gallery Showing.

It starts with you cutting the ribbon on your exhibit, then we usher you in with the crowd to a wine and cheese reception where they can enjoy your beautifully framed and mounted work in our new photographic gallery, with sprawling white walls; beautiful lighting; and wood floors.

After posing for pictures and chatting with the crowd, we head into the theater for a live interview where we talk about you, your work, and get some insight into the images you create. Your “gallery talk” is streamed live to KelbyOne members and guests who’ll be celebrating your gallery opening evening event, and talk, from every corner of the globe.”

Sounds like fun? It’s more than fun — it’s the opportunity to feature KelbyOne members and lift up a talented photographer or artist and share their work with the world. To get them recognition and exposure they might not get any other way. Our goal is to be that “foot in the door” or “big break” that gets an artist noticed and hopefully one that leads to bigger and better things.

I did a short Q&A below because while we’ve already had hundreds of entries since we launched the idea last Wednesday, we have lots and lots of questions. Here goes:

Q. Is this just an online gallery?
A. No, this is a physical gallery, located at our Headquarters just outside Tampa, Florida. The gallery itself is currently under construction, but it’s fairly far along and will be completed very soon (well before the actual first opening).

Q. Is this just a one-time thing?
A. Nope, this is something we’re doing throughout the year, so there will be multiple gallery showings each featuring a different photographer or artist.

Q. Is there an entry fee for my work to be considered?
A. There is no fee for KelbyOne members.

Q. What if I’m not a KelbyOne member?
A. Sorry — this is something we’re doing just for the KelbyOne member community, so only KelbyOne members may submit their work for consideration.

Q. What do you need for me to have my work considered for “The Gallery at KelbyOne?”
A. We just need a link to see your work. We’re looking for a body of work — we’ll feature approximately 14 of your images in the Gallery Show. It can be a link to your portfolio, to a photo gallery on Facebook — doesn’t matter. Just some place where we can see your work.

Q. Are you looking for a special topic or category?
A. Not at all — we’re just looking for great undiscovered work from great undiscovered artists.

Q. Do the images have to be photos?
A. Nope. They can be illustrations, line drawings, graphic designs, collages, montages, fine art — you name it, but the gallery is for digital art, so keep that in mind.

Q. Do I need to put my work in categories so you can judge them?
A. Nope — we just need to see that within your work there are enough solid images for a Gallery Showing. Again, we’re looking for approximately 14 images to display.

Q. What if I don’t live in the United States?
A. That means it will (a) Cost us more for your airfare, and (b) you’ll have to get a passport.

Q. What if I live in North Korea?
A. You will have very little traffic on your ride to the airport, or anywhere for that matter. Of course, they won’t actually let you leave when you get to the airport, but don’t worry — we’ll eat your weight in cheese at the opening, and I’ll just interview myself, which I think think this Q&A proves I’m perfectly capable of.

Q. Would it help if I send a bribe — maybe cash sent to your offices in a plain manila envelope?
A. Absolutely! That would definitely tip the scales in your favor.

Q. Really?
A. No! Are you kidding? This isn’t the Olympics! (Ouch, who said that? Just a joke. You knew that was a joke right? Everybody knows that’s a joke, right? Right? Hello?)

Q. Hey, I’m not a KelbyOne member, but I am a North Korean, and an Olympic Judge, and I’m offended!
A. Sorry, being offended by nearly everything is strictly an American trait, so you’re disqualified. Next question!

Q. Who takes care of the printing and framing of my images if I’m chosen?
A. We take care of all of that for you. When you arrive everything will already be in place, and it won’t cost you a dime.

Q. Do I get to keep the prints after the showing?
A. Absolutely. We’ll ship them to you with our compliments.

Q. OK, what’s the catch?
A. There is no catch. To give you a little insight, one day I asked Kalebra “If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?” She immediately said, “I’d be a talent scout. I would love it, because my job would be to make people’s dreams come true!” If you ask me, this is a just an extension of that — Kalebra’s dream of lifting someone from our community up, and giving someone who might never have the opportunity a gallery showing of their own. This is their shot, their chance, and hopefully, that will open doors and lead to big things. It’s a very genuine idea, and there’s no marketing, no discounts, no deals, no hidden agenda. It’s another side of us, and our community, and as soon as she shared her idea with us, we all loved it and wanted to be a part of it — of lifting an artist up — and that’s really what this is all about.

Q. When is the cutoff date for submissions?
A. UPDATED: for the 2nd gallery show, it’s May 15, 2017, at 11:59 PM EDT

Q. That’s not a lot of time.
A. That’s not a question.

Q. Can I have more time?
A. No. Come on, it’s 14 or so images. It’s just a link to your images online. If you can’t put that together in a week or so, maybe you’re not ready for a Gallery Showing.

Q. Really?
A. No, I was just being mean. That’s one of the only benefits of writing a daily blog — the opportunity to get snarky with people who ask dumb questions like that. See, that’s me being mean again, and for no reason at all. I’m simply invoking “Blogger privilege.”

Q. Wait, but isn’t it actually you that is writing these questions in the first place?
A. Ummmm. Next question, please.

Q. OK, where do I submit the link to my work?
A. Log into the KelbyOne member site, and then click this link (if you’re not logged in, it will ask you to log in with your member User Name and Password).

Q. I see you have a set of terms I have to agree to that sounds like I’m signing over the rights, not only to my work, but also perhaps the deed to my home, and any future profits from the potential sale of medicinal marijuana. Are you going to steal my work?
A. Look, I’ve seen your work. Believe me, nobody is every going to want to steal your work.

Q. Wow, that was kinda harsh.
A. Look, somebody had to tell you. OK, in all seriousness, we hate having all that legal crud as much as you do, but sadly because we live in such a litigious society, now if you’re going to display anyone’s images it takes a team of lawyers to come up with terms so you don’t get sued. You can thank the lawyers for that one, but these types of terms are sadly very common these days no matter which competition or contest you enter. We’re not trying to take anything from you — we’re just trying to protect ourselves. We wouldn’t have those terms if we didn’t need to legally protect ourselves. We would have greatly preferred to keep the money our own lawyers charged us to create it. Don’t get me started.

Q. Well, it sounds like a rights grab, so I’m not going to submit my work.
A. Okey Dokey. Lots of other people already submitted so we’ll choose one of them instead.

Q. You’re pretty serious about the snarky thing?
A. It’s what gets us out of bed in the morning. That, and the knowledge that at some point in the day we might get the opportunity to shoplift something small from Walgreens.

Q. You do that?
A. No, but a guy has to have dreams, doesn’t he?

Q. Snarkiness aside, you’re pretty excited about this, aren’t you?
A. I am. The moment Kalebra shared her dream of making someone else’s dream come true, we were “all in.” I can’t wait to meet the next artist myself on Opening Night. It will be something none of us will ever forget.

So, there ya have it. If you have any questions I haven’t answered here, just leave it for me in the comments, and I’ll get an answer for you (maybe even a snarky answer if you ask a snarky question).

Here’s to a 2017 where your work gets recognized, and you reach a worldwide audience that can enjoy, appreciate, and celebrate your work.

Best,

-Scott

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To wrap up this Christmas week, please join my yearly tradition of me being “lame” as I sing the following — to the tune of Bing Crosby’s “I’ll be home for Christmas:” 

“I’m laming out for the Holidays
You can count on it.
There won’t be posts, or any news
It’s a present just for me. 

Christmas Eve will find me
Far away from this blog.
But I’ll be back again next week
I’m off to watch TV”

That’s right folks, I am totally “laming out” (laming rhymes with flaming) and kicking back and relaxing with the family. I’m not working, blogging, breathing, eating, posting; there’s no Grid episode next week; just joyous rest, relaxation, and the sounds of distorted guitar played up load between football games.

So, take a brief moment to soak in all the wonder and magic that is a stock image with text I added in Photoshop, and then let’s not think about any of this until next week. Deal? Deal!

Here’s wishing you and your family a safe, happy, healthy holiday and all the joy His season can bring. :)

Merry Christmas!

-Scott and the crew here at KelbyOne

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That graphic above pretty well explains it (and it’s a pretty sweet deal, too at $30 off).

Here’s the link to get an Annual KelbyOne Gift Membership for the Lightroom using, Photoshop loving, Photography shooting, Creative person on your Holiday Gift List. :)

Oh, yeah, and then there’s this…

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In case you missed this last week — KelbyOne Annual Members are getting a free awesome gift from us every day just because we super-dig our annual members, and if you get someone a gift certificate, they’ll get all the cool stuff we keep adding to our KelbyOne Creative Toolkit, too!

So far (we’re only a few days in — it runs until Christmas eve), here’s the cool, creative gifts we’ve given our annual members so far:

Dec 13th: Our 2016 Photoshop 100-HotTips Guide
Dec 14th: My Nik ColorEfex Pro Architectural Recipes
Dec 15th: Scott’s Lightroom Print Templates
Dec 16th: Lightroom and Camera Raw Keyboard Shortcut Guide
Dec 17th: Special Bonus Issue: The Best of Photoshop User Magazine 
Dec 18th: Your choice of ANY ebook from Rocky Nook Publishing, FREE! (they’re the folks that publish my “How Do I Do that in Lightroom?” Book, and my “How Do I Do That In Photoshop?” books, but you get to choose any ebook from their entire library).
Today: More cool stuff!
Our “12-days of Christmas” keeps on going until December 24th! Plus, we’ll be adding more goodies to your toolkit all year long (pretty sweet, right?).
OK, lots of fun holiday stuff fer ya – hope you have a great Monday, and we’ll see ya back here tomorrow. :)
Best,
-Scott

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If you’re an Annual KelbyOne member, things are going to get seriously awesome for the next 12 days because every day from now until Christmas, as our way of celebrating the Holidays (and celebrating you being our annual member), we are going to give away something very cool every day, starting at 12:00 Noon ET today.

We’re talking presets, templates, plug-ins, even books!

Q. OK, who gets these free gifts?
A. Anyone who has an ‘Annual KelbyOne Membership’ plan.

Q. So annual members get cool free things (like Lightroom presets, and ebooks, and stuff)?
A. Oh, yeah — a whole bunch of fun stuff (some of it is really incredible, thanks to our partners). 

Q. How do we get this stuff?
A. Go to your member Dashboard; click on Toolkit, and new stuff will just appear every single day until Christmas.

Q. Cool! What’s the first thing we get?
A.Well, Timmy, it’s a our new Photoshop 100 Hot Tips Guide!

Q. Really? That is awesome! Do I get another gift tomorrow?
A. Yup. I think tomorrow’s is a set of my own custom Nik Collection Color Efex Pro 4 Recipes.

Q. How about the day after that?
A. Still yes. Every day. For 12 days straight. Cool free stuff for annual members every day. 

Q. Ya know, nobody does stuff like this for 12 straight days, right?
A. It’s a love thing (5 pts. if you recognized that references to a song by The Whispers. Ain’t no school like the old school!). 

Q. I love KelbyOne!
A. We love you right back! (but that’s not a question — more of a statement really)

Q. I love you less since you just publicly corrected me.
A. It doesn’t change the way we feel about you. Love, nothing but love. Well, love and a slight bit of sentence structure correction, but really pretty minimal amounts.

Q. What if I’m not a member? Can I join and get this stuff?
A. Yup, and we have a special new member deal during these 12-days — just $169 (that’s $30 off our regular annual membership, Coupon Code: 12days169 ). Here’s the link. 

Q. That’s more than your CyberWeek deal.
A. It’s not CyberWeek any more. Now it’s just “week.” 

Q. So, I get more for less?
A. That is correct. 

Q. You’re not a cable company are you?
A. Ummm. No. 

Q. Maybe you should buy a Cable Company?
A. It costs a lot to buy a cable company, and then everybody hates you all the time. 

Q. Good point. Just keep doing your thing. 
A. Okay. 

Q. So are you doing this just for these 12-days?
A. Nope. we’re starting it now, but we’ll be adding new gifts to our annual member’s toolkits all year long. 

Q. How cool is that! You guys rock.
A. [blush]

Q. OK, can we get to the “5 Quick Layers Tips” video now?
A. Sure, but I’ve really enjoyed our time together. 

Q. Me, too.
A. I know. You had me at “Q.”

Here ya go:

I’m on my way to Dallas today – hope to meet some of you tomorrow at my seminar in Arlington. :)

Happy Holidays,

-Scott

P.S. Even though I’m out of town, “The Grid” is still on for tomorrow — Larry Becker is hosting and we have the crew from MacPhun plug-ins on showing off their brand new plug-in “Luminar.” 

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